Democratic Directive

FYI:

When referring to George W. Bush's father, George Herbert Walker Bush, you must only use the term, "daddy" - never, and we mean NEVER, violate this. You must also say it with the requisite amount of contempt in your voice, somewhere between a sneer and a gag. This will help our chances in 2008.

Republican Outrage Fiasco

We have heard that Bush is responsible for the following:

• Michael Vick's unfair treatment by the judicial system - why can't you electrocute dogs??
• All the new hurricanes out there
• Lost's new short season format
• Illegal immigration
• Paris Hilton's unfair jail sentence - no one ever got hurt by drunk driving!
• Barry Bonds unfair treatment in the media - what's wrong with steroids??
• World War I
• The Spanish-American War
• Kenneth Starr
• Roseane Barr
• Bono
• Sonny Bono
• Yoko Ono
• Enron
• The Red Box Conspiracy
• Telemarketing
• The weeds in your garden

Get in there and fight! We need Hillary and Obama! And Sean Penn!

Sheehan/Jackson Candidacy 2008?

Behold the faces of the future. We have heard that Cindy Sheehan, protester to the stars, is teaming up with Jesse Jackson, black religious man to the stars, to run for president in 2008. I, for one, have goose bumps thinking about it. They clearly will prioritize the issues facing us today. I think it is unfair that Mr. Jackson has been asked to account for funding that he has taken into his nonprofit organization - The Rainbow Connection. I am also offended that people have started to spread this rumor that Sheehan has not yet placed a headstone on her son's grave. This woman is BUSY! Leave her alone! I have been reading a lot of Buddhist literature lately, and I have discovered a real gem of wisdom: it is always better to return hate with hate. This is the path to peace and enlightenment. Stay on course with whatever negatives you can muster as much vitriol over - and you shall be victorious!

The First Black Female Presidential Candidate

Hillary Clinton is poised to be the first black female president of the United States. Since Bill was the first black male president of the United States, we'll finally have a black couple in the White House. This will be so much easier than electing actual black people!

Barack Obama is poised to be the first actual male black presidential candidate to lose to the first sort of black female presidential candidate. If Condi Rice runs, we'll have the second sort of black female presidential candidate to lose to the first sort of black female presidential candidate. If Condi runs with Barack, who is blacker? Is Condi blacker than Hillary? And finally, is Bill Clinton blacker than Barack?

These are all tough issues that face us in the upcoming 2008 election. We have heard that Bush's "daddy" plans to steal the election by pretending to be the first black male presidential candidate with the last name Bush to run for office. Will his dirty tricks work? I bet Jeb Bush will try to steal Florida again. It was so unfair that they allowed those military votes to be counted in 2000. We all know that the military votes Republican. What a rip!

Ok, keep your chin up. I'm going to do some research into what Sean Penn is thinking. I'll pass on any nuggets!

Eddie Vedder Hates The War

Eddie Vedder, lead singer of the long-defunct grunge band, Pearl Jam, is turning his talents to a more important cause these days. Yep, Eddie hates the war as much as we do. Eddie hopes that, by decorating his guitar like Woody Guthrie's, he will come off like a socialist-revolutionary-dust-bowl- balladeer. We think he's succeeding. He also has the Bono-like shades to add further credibility to his new political persona. What do you think? We all know that U2 wrote "Sunday, Bloody Sunday" about the Bush-invasion of Kuwait, all those bloody years ago. Eddie feels the need for the grunge community to step up to the plate. We have heard that he as penned a new anti-war song entitled, "No More! No More! No More! War!" Supposedly, Bono approves of the ditty, adding a second chorus that goes, "Who wins? Who Wins? Who wins? Not you!" John Lennon would be proud, methinks.

Scooter Libby - That's Right, We Got You!

Yes, the piper has been paid. You surely know by now that Lewis "Scooter" Libby was arrested by police for his involvement in the Enron scandal. Libby, a former Bush cabinet member, was indicted on 7 counts of insider trading. It is no surprise that Libby was on the board of directors at Haliburton. Apparently he traded inside and made thousands of dollars off of the supposed "war on terrorism." He is a fictitious man in a fictitious war under a fictitious president.

Dick Cheney's Astrological Chart

This is another bit of info from the infamous Red-Box conspiracy. Republicans do not want you to see this. Of course, you know that this is Cheney's Astrological chart. How long was this administration going to sit on this. Thankfully, we have Helen Thomas of the White House press corps to shine a little light on a very dark matter. We heard that Thomas was the one to bring the chart to light during a press conference about Karl Rove. We trust her because she always seems so objective, not like those other Bush-loving monkeys. If someone had done a reading before Mr. Cheney "stole" the election, we wouldn't be in Iraq today. We could have foreseen trouble a brewin'. But, nooooooo, we think astrology is a bunch of hooey. Well, whose crying now? I will answer for you. Iraqis are crying. And illegal immigrants. And gays. And black people. Bush hates them all and so does Cheney. Just look at his chart!!

Finally, Concrete Proof Of Global Warming

And they say that Global Warming is a mere theory. Scoff! Just look at this photo. Does that look like a theory to you?? Scientists have indeed concluded, unanimously, that Global Warming is caused by the following:

1. SUV-driving rich people
2. The Bush tax cuts for the wealthy
3. Enron
4. Haliburton
5. Cheney
6. 9/11
7. Light bulbs
8. Greenhouses
9. Pot smokers
10. Bush's "daddy"

If you don't believe in Global Warming, then you, sir, are an idiot! The Globe, The Globe, The Globe Is On Fire!!"

Bush's Economy

We are pissed off about the economy - Bush's economy, that is. We have gone from the best economy in our nation's history to the worst in the civilized world, all because of Mr. Bush's tax cuts for the wealthy. That's right, it was only the wealthy that received tax cuts over the last 7 years. Why do you suppose that is? Because Bush loves the rich and hates the poor. We should take all of the rich people in the United States and put them on a boat, perhaps a cruise. Let them go "be rich" in some other country. I say who needs them. We'd be better off without their so called money. The government can get plenty of funding from the poor.

BTW, Photoshop is so importatnt, because people can finally see the truth through pictures.

Immigration, That's My Nation!!

Why do Republicans hate Hispanics? It's true, you know. It's on wikipedia. Bush is constructing a secret fence with, you guessed it, Haliburton fence posts. Who's getting rich now? Apparently, Bush wants to keep Mexicans from illegally coming over the border because his "daddy" was threatened with assassination by the Mexican government. Sound familiar? It should. This was the only reason that we invaded Iraq. So, Mr. Bush, why don't you build a fence between us and Iraq! We collectively dare you. Get your fence "good old boys" to get rich while innocent Iraqis are fenced in.

Supposedly, "conservatives" are upset with the rising tax payer cost of supporting those that have "illegally" come into the United States. Hello?? We are the only "civilized" nation that does not have open borders. You want to know why? Because we are scared of those that look different than we do. Look at France - their borders are WIDE OPEN! What's wrong with France, I ask you? The same holds true with England and Egypt. What's wrong with loving your neighbors to the south, instead of putting up a fence?

Hillary Clinton understands fences. Not in my house, she says!

Moyers Calls Hannity A Freakshow Of Political Pornography

We are not exactly sure what is meant by Bill Moyers comment that, Sean Hannity is a freakshow of political pornography, but we are nearly certain that we agree. We are a little uncomfortable with an attack on pornography, but we hate Sean Hannity. We have heard that Sean Hannity is a secret board member of Haliburton and Enron. Check You Tube for a video disclosing Hannity's "back room deal" with Bush to steal the election of 2008. Karl Rove can be seen in the video eating, what appears to be, chicken wings. Think about it.

The Bush Cheney Enron Red-Box Conspiracy

The Bushites don't want you to know about their dirty little secret - the Bush Cheney Enron Red-Box Conspiracy. There is You Tube proof that it exists. The Red-Box tapes contain the truth about the connections between Katrina, 9/11, the supposed tsunami, and Haliburton's interest in the toy recall. We have heard that Bush and Enron are planning to use the Red-Box to steal the 2008 election from the Clintons.

I hope you are happy with your illegitimate president and his Red-Box. The tapes will prove us right. Why does Bush want them sealed? What else does this president not want us to know? How far will this president go. Bill Clinton's Echelon program was the good kind of wire-tapping. Bush should learn from him!

Bush And Black People And How He Hates Them And Everyone Else Except For Enron And Cheney

We have heard that Bush hates black people so much that he and Cheney and Haliburton actually created hurricane Katrina with thousands of Enron-made industrial-sized fans, and thousands of gallons of Halliburton water. Think we are crazy, do you? It's all on You Tube. Check it out.

We all know that 2008 is the next year on our calendars. This means we will have another presidential election, or should we say, another chance for Bush and his "daddy" to steal the election and the country along with it. What can we do?? Vote or die!!! That's what Puffy said in 2004. Luckily, I was able to vote - and just in time too!! Anyway, don't let Enron steal the election for Bush and his "daddy" and Cheney again.

Vote for change. Vote for choice. Vote for the next "black" president of the United States - Hillary Clinton! Obama is fine too.

Hillary Clinton Will Save Us All!

Hillary understands us. That's why she will be victorious against Bush and Haliburton and Cheney in 2008. She understands the troops and she understands global warming wire tapping. We have heard that Bush is planning to steal the election by disenfranchising us with his bloody oil money that we all know he got from his daddy and Haliburton. Well, I've got news for you, Bush, Hillary will not be stopped by your daddy or Cheney or corporations or rich people that love war and the rapidly-warming globe.

Hillary also understands health care। Every country in the world has universal health care. Of all of those other countries, there is not one that has the health care problems that Bush has caused. Especially Russia! They are the model. Why can't we sit down at the table and talk with the Russians? Because Bush hates health care, that's why. I've got news for you, we are losing the cold war! All of our Enron-made bombs can not buy understanding. Certainly not the kind of understanding that Hillary has. In 2008 you will have a choice: Bush/Halliburton/Cheney or Hillary and Bill Clinton. You should make the right choice. Michael Moore has a book about it. He knows what's going on. He knows the things that Bush is keeping from you. We have heard that he might run with Hillary and Bill! Fingers crossed everybody!!

The Truth Is SO Inconvenient

A new blog with a new vision for new people. That's what we at Bush Enron Haliburton are all about. We want the truth. We want a new deal. We want the globe to stop warming. NOW! Sing with me: "The globe, the globe, the globe is on fire!"

Do you know why the globe is on fire? I'll tell you why the globe is on fire. Three words will suffice: Bush, Enron, Haliburton and sometimes "Y" and "W."

We want Bush to stop wire-tapping our phone calls. We've heard that Bush is doing the wire-tapping himself. I can see him now, sitting in the Lincoln Bedroom with headphones on, laughing with glee as I talk to my revolutionary friends. We've heard that AT&T is partnering with Haliburton and Bush to install secret wire-tapper-things into all of our phones and our Ipods!! We must fight this!!! Sing with me: "No Justice, No Peace!!"

Anyhow, back to the burning globe....We have heard that Bush and Cheney and Enron and General Motors are secretly manufacturing a fleet of SUVs! This fleet of earth-hating machines will patrol our neighborhoods with wire-tappers and globe-warmers while we sleep. More on this as we receive updates.