Finally, Concrete Proof Of Global Warming

And they say that Global Warming is a mere theory. Scoff! Just look at this photo. Does that look like a theory to you?? Scientists have indeed concluded, unanimously, that Global Warming is caused by the following:

1. SUV-driving rich people
2. The Bush tax cuts for the wealthy
3. Enron
4. Haliburton
5. Cheney
6. 9/11
7. Light bulbs
8. Greenhouses
9. Pot smokers
10. Bush's "daddy"

If you don't believe in Global Warming, then you, sir, are an idiot! The Globe, The Globe, The Globe Is On Fire!!"