A new blog with a new vision for new people. That's what we at Bush Enron Haliburton are all about. We want the truth. We want a new deal. We want the globe to stop warming. NOW! Sing with me: "The globe, the globe, the globe is on fire!"Do you know why the globe is on fire? I'll tell you why the globe is on fire. Three words will suffice: Bush, Enron, Haliburton and sometimes "Y" and "W."
We want Bush to stop wire-tapping our phone calls. We've heard that Bush is doing the wire-tapping himself. I can see him now, sitting in the Lincoln Bedroom with headphones on, laughing with glee as I talk to my revolutionary friends. We've heard that AT&T is partnering with Haliburton and Bush to install secret wire-tapper-things into all of our phones and our Ipods!! We must fight this!!! Sing with me: "No Justice, No Peace!!"
Anyhow, back to the burning globe....We have heard that Bush and Cheney and Enron and General Motors are secretly manufacturing a fleet of SUVs! This fleet of earth-hating machines will patrol our neighborhoods with wire-tappers and globe-warmers while we sleep. More on this as we receive updates.
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