The First Black Female Presidential Candidate

Hillary Clinton is poised to be the first black female president of the United States. Since Bill was the first black male president of the United States, we'll finally have a black couple in the White House. This will be so much easier than electing actual black people!

Barack Obama is poised to be the first actual male black presidential candidate to lose to the first sort of black female presidential candidate. If Condi Rice runs, we'll have the second sort of black female presidential candidate to lose to the first sort of black female presidential candidate. If Condi runs with Barack, who is blacker? Is Condi blacker than Hillary? And finally, is Bill Clinton blacker than Barack?

These are all tough issues that face us in the upcoming 2008 election. We have heard that Bush's "daddy" plans to steal the election by pretending to be the first black male presidential candidate with the last name Bush to run for office. Will his dirty tricks work? I bet Jeb Bush will try to steal Florida again. It was so unfair that they allowed those military votes to be counted in 2000. We all know that the military votes Republican. What a rip!

Ok, keep your chin up. I'm going to do some research into what Sean Penn is thinking. I'll pass on any nuggets!