Friday, August 17, 2007

Dick Cheney's Astrological Chart


This is another bit of info from the infamous Red-Box conspiracy. Republicans do not want you to see this. Of course, you know that this is Cheney's Astrological chart. How long was this administration going to sit on this. Thankfully, we have Helen Thomas of the White House press corps to shine a little light on a very dark matter. We heard that Thomas was the one to bring the chart to light during a press conference about Karl Rove. We trust her because she always seems so objective, not like those other Bush-loving monkeys. If someone had done a reading before Mr. Cheney "stole" the election, we wouldn't be in Iraq today. We could have foreseen trouble a brewin'. But, nooooooo, we think astrology is a bunch of hooey. Well, whose crying now? I will answer for you. Iraqis are crying. And illegal immigrants. And gays. And black people. Bush hates them all and so does Cheney. Just look at his chart!!

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