Republican Outrage Fiasco

We have heard that Bush is responsible for the following:

• Michael Vick's unfair treatment by the judicial system - why can't you electrocute dogs??
• All the new hurricanes out there
• Lost's new short season format
• Illegal immigration
• Paris Hilton's unfair jail sentence - no one ever got hurt by drunk driving!
• Barry Bonds unfair treatment in the media - what's wrong with steroids??
• World War I
• The Spanish-American War
• Kenneth Starr
• Roseane Barr
• Bono
• Sonny Bono
• Yoko Ono
• Enron
• The Red Box Conspiracy
• Telemarketing
• The weeds in your garden

Get in there and fight! We need Hillary and Obama! And Sean Penn!